Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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