i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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