your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The struggles of a small town man whore
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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