So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
cat food counts as protein by the way
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
