I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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