how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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