If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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