So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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