In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
