afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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