Well apparently he's into motor boating.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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