Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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