...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
