Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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