i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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