Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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