I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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