We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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