All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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