for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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