He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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