How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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