He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
