It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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