The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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