Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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