I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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