Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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