I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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