I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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