maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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