id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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