You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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