If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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