At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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