the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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