i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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