Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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