elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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