And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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