Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
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Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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