i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
he fucked my hip out of place.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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