what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
