I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
you guys were way drunker than both of me
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
