I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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