its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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