I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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