Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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