dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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