So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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