hell yes lets make some ravioli
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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