I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We're too hungover to prance.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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