I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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